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FRUIT AND VEGETABLES

What fruit is repeatedly out of money? Pawpaw

Which fruit never wants to go to the pub? Banana

What’s an under-ripe apple’s favourite music? Hardcore

What’s a great fruit to visit in summer? The peach

What does a captive animal wear to the beach? A zucchini

What vegetable likes to have sex to drum n bass? Beetroot

What fruit goes to wet t shirt contests? Watermelon

What fruit has a sweet yarmulka? Honeydew

Which apple has a disappointing child? Sundowner