FRUIT AND VEGETABLES
What fruit is repeatedly out of money? Pawpaw
Which fruit never wants to go to the pub? Banana
What’s an under-ripe apple’s favourite music? Hardcore
What’s a great fruit to visit in summer? The peach
What does a captive animal wear to the beach? A zucchini
What vegetable likes to have sex to drum n bass? Beetroot
What fruit goes to wet t shirt contests? Watermelon
What fruit has a sweet yarmulka? Honeydew
Which apple has a disappointing child? Sundowner
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