Wednesday, November 7, 2007

HOME MADE miscellaneous JOKES RULE


What should you do when someone steals your gate? You shouldn’t take offence

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke.

Did you hear about the Sydney cops going wild on the streets when their donut allowance was cut off? It was the No-Crulla riots.

What nationality was the busy guy? Russian

Why was the sand wet? Cos the sea weed

How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget? Very little

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