BIRDS
What bird was at the wedding of Sean Penn and Dr Quinn medicine woman? Penguin
What bird's favourite song is Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash? Flamingo
Which bird’s food looks like a hubcap? Magpie
Which bird can’t decide on its own name? Albatross
Which bird is a particularly handsome master of martial arts? Steven Seagull
Which bird has seen you in the shower? Peking Duck
Which bird has sex with marsupials? Jabiru
Which bird’s favourite drug is ecstasy? Raven
Which bird is wanted by the police? Robin
Which bird flies around cliffs selling sexual favours? Whore-K
Which bird is scared of selling sexual favours? Chicken Whore-K
Which bird doesn’t know the lyrics? Humming Bird
Which bird is watching you right now? Stork
What kind of bird listens to reggae? A black bird
Did you hear about the two small flightless birds getting drunk at the pub? They were having a quail of a time
What bird sells shonky doors? Condor
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